Me: I should do something with my life

Me: *opens tumblr*

lolsomeone-actually:

ibilateral:

thecraziie:

awsomedean:

slutmost:

every girl can relate to this okay

BAHAHAHAHAHA I MEASURED

10000% done

HAHAHHHAHA,

I think the funniest thing is guys thinking a big dick is better.

Yo, some girls can’t even take a full 6 Inches because it hurts, what do you think 11 Inches would do. Jesus christ.

Dont forget the “what, no invite?? ;)” like shut the fuck up with yo weak ass 7th grade game boy

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